PN.26.012. Marketing. Studio project, 2026.
Dumb Bell
A full campaign for an alarm clock that does one thing. The line is Sleep with something dumber.




The brief
Develop a complete campaign for a new product: concept, slogan, hero visuals, social, product story, landing copy and email.
The idea
The enemy is the phone in the bed, and the product is its opposite: a wind-up twin-bell clock. The whole campaign is deadpan. It boasts about what the product cannot do, and even its emails are embarrassed to exist.
Decisions
- One flat red and one flat sentence, repeated until it becomes a brand.
- Every image has a single idea and a hard flash look.
- The spec table lists absences: Notifications, none. Updates, none, ever.
- The email series apologises for being email.
How it came together
- Found the line first: Sleep with something dumber.
- Wrote the rest of the campaign as a set of things the clock will never do.
- Made four deadpan images, then fixed the type collisions in layout.
How it works
One static page holding every channel. Outdoor is a live headline set over an image of a blank billboard.
Want something like this?
Tell us what you are making. A few lines is enough to start.
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